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Updated rules.md

Dave committed 2019-05-01 23:29:27 +0000 commit 110bd4f8162afd22016ab296b66d952516c64f72

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          @@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ Nobody cares about your rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt customisation. *Nobody.* Y

           Do less to ~~do more~~ stop yourself looking like a bellend.

           ## Thou shalt use the infrastructure.

           We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.

          -Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever.

          +Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time. Put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever.

           ## Thou shalt use the OS.

           If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, then do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use mktemp.

           Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.

...	...	@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ Nobody cares about your rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt customisation. Nobody. Y
6	6	Do less to ~~do more~~ stop yourself looking like a bellend.
7	7	## Thou shalt use the infrastructure.
8	8	We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
9		-Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever.
	9	+Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time. Put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever.
10	10	## Thou shalt use the OS.
11	11	If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, then do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use mktemp.
12	12	Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.