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## Thou shalt use the infrastructure.
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Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in a database, or zookeeper, or whatever. Where it belongs.
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## Thou shalt use the OS.
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-If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, then do that. If you need more power, then break out split and xargs -P. Your bullshit multi-threaded Python abominations are your problem - don't make them mine.
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+If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, then do that. If you need more power, then break out split and xargs -P.
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+Your bullshit multi-threaded Python abominations are your problem - don't make them mine.
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## Thou shalt always check last mod times.
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You sure that's the right file?
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## Thou shalt not blame DNS.
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If your script has nothing to say, then it should shut the fuck up.
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Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.
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## There is only UTC.
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-These servers could be on the fucking moon for all I know. Don't make me convert your not-quite-ISO8601 timestamps during a fucking outage. Not again.
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+These servers could be on the fucking moon for all I know.
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+Don't make me convert your not-quite-ISO8601 timestamps during a fucking outage. Not again.
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## Those who email screenshots of PuTTY sessions to support shall be destroyed.
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What the *fuck* is wrong with you?
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