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David Stark committed 2020-05-23 19:40:50 +0100 commit 1f04a1571c1834325abd27876793d49d36424181

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          -<!-- TITLE: 10 sysadmin commandments -->

          -<!-- SUBTITLE: Because production is war. And war is hell. -->

          +# 10 sysadmin commandments

           # 1 Thou shalt love the defaults.

           Rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt? On my servers? Fuck no. Your ansible PR is *ignored for eternity*.

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           Record everything. Confirm decisions by email. Keep timelines during outages.

           The paper trail is your saviour, and you *will* worship at its alter.

           # 10 Those who email screenshots of shell sessions shall be destroyed.

          -What the *actual fuck* is wrong with you? Send the fucking text you bellend.

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          +What the *actual fuck* is wrong with you? Send the fucking text you bellend.

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1		-<!-- TITLE: 10 sysadmin commandments -->
2		-<!-- SUBTITLE: Because production is war. And war is hell. -->
	1	+# 10 sysadmin commandments
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4	3	# 1 Thou shalt love the defaults.
5	4	Rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt? On my servers? Fuck no. Your ansible PR is ignored for eternity.
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29	28	Record everything. Confirm decisions by email. Keep timelines during outages.
30	29	The paper trail is your saviour, and you will worship at its alter.
31	30	# 10 Those who email screenshots of shell sessions shall be destroyed.
32		-What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Send the fucking text you bellend.
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	0	+What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Send the fucking text you bellend.