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If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up.
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Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.
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# 7 Thou shalt automate everything.
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-Are you being paid by the fucking keystroke or something? Not since that local government contract, eh? Thems were the days.
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-Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into Ansible. Do it now. Right now.
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+Are you being paid by the fucking keystroke or something?
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+Not since that local government contract, eh? Ah, thems were the days. Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into Ansible. Do it now. Right now.
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# 8 Thou shalt only use UTC.
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These servers could be on the fucking moon for all I know.
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Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO8601 timestamps during a fucking outage. Not again.