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@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ Do less to ~~do more~~ stop yourself looking like a bellend.
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We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
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Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time. Put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever.
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## Thou shalt use the OS.
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-If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, then do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use mktemp.
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+If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use mktemp.
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Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.
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## Thou shalt always check last mod times.
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Are you sure that's the right file?
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Despite what the Interwebs told you, it's not DNS.
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And for the love of god use dig. nslookup is for very small children and Principal NodeJS Developers. And yes, this wiki is a Node app. We are all *unclean*.
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## Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.
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-If your app has nothing to say, then it should shut the fuck up.
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+If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up.
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Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.
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## Thou shalt only use UTC.
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These servers could be on the fucking moon for all I know.