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Updated rules.md

Dave committed 2019-10-09 20:46:27 +0000 commit 384e596fd90cdd9c6a86611d75fdfcbfb12e78f3

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          @@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.

           Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or DNS or whatever.

           # 3 Thou shalt use the OS.

           If it'll fit in one line of grep | sed | awk, then do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use cron. Use logrotate.

          -Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.

          +Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine. [Taco Bell](http://widgetsandshit.com/teddziuba/2010/10/taco-bell-programming.html) that shit instead.

           # 4 Thou shalt always check last mod times.

           Are you sure that's the right file?

           Fuck me, are you even on the right host?

...	...	@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
9	9	Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or DNS or whatever.
10	10	# 3 Thou shalt use the OS.
11	11	If it'll fit in one line of grep \| sed \| awk, then do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use cron. Use logrotate.
12		-Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.
	12	+Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine. [Taco Bell](http://widgetsandshit.com/teddziuba/2010/10/taco-bell-programming.html) that shit instead.
13	13	# 4 Thou shalt always check last mod times.
14	14	Are you sure that's the right file?
15	15	Fuck me, are you even on the right host?