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# 1 Thou shalt love thy defaults.
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Rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt? On my servers? Fuck no. Your Ansible pull request has been *terminated*.
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-Do less to ~~do more~~ stop dicking about.
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+Do less to ~~do more~~ prevent my wrath.
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# 2 Thou shalt use the infrastructure.
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We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
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Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or DNS, or whatever.