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Your bullshit multi-threaded Python abominations are your problem - don't make them mine.
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## Thou shalt always check last mod times.
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You sure that's the right file?
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+Are you even on the right host?
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## Thou shalt not blame DNS.
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-Despite what the Interwebs told you, it's not DNS. And for the love of god use dig - nslookup is for small children and Principal NodeJS Developers.
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+Despite what the Interwebs told you, it's not DNS.
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+And for the love of god use dig - nslookup is for small children and Principal NodeJS Developers.
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## Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.
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If your script has nothing to say, then it should shut the fuck up.
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Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.