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Updated rules.md

Dave committed 2019-05-01 16:53:24 +0000 commit 88d1baeb1aaef5f09fb2f5d4e9f77c14176c334e

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           <!-- SUBTITLE: These are the rules -->

           ### Those who email images of PuTTY sessions will be shot.

          +What the fuck is wrong with you?

           ### Keep ltrace far away from Java.

          +It didn't work last time. It's not going to work this time.

           ### Thou shalt always check file mod times.

          -### It's not DNS.

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          +You're looking in the wrong place again, aren't you?

          +### It's not DNS.

          +Use dig. See?

          +### Use the infrastructure

          +Stop writing shitty stateful code and put shit in a database. Where it belongs.

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2	2	<!-- SUBTITLE: These are the rules -->
3	3
4	4	### Those who email images of PuTTY sessions will be shot.
	5	+What the fuck is wrong with you?
5	6	### Keep ltrace far away from Java.
	7	+It didn't work last time. It's not going to work this time.
6	8	### Thou shalt always check file mod times.
7		-### It's not DNS.
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	0	+You're looking in the wrong place again, aren't you?
	1	+### It's not DNS.
	2	+Use dig. See?
	3	+### Use the infrastructure
	4	+Stop writing shitty stateful code and put shit in a database. Where it belongs.
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