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Do less to ~~do more~~ avoid embarrassment.
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# 2 Thou shalt use the infrastructure.
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We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
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-Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or DNS, or whatever.
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+Stop writing pretentious code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or DNS, or whatever.
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# 3 Thou shalt use the OS.
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If it'll fit in one line of grep | sed | awk, then do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use cron. Use logrotate. Use syslog.
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[Taco Bell](http://widgetsandshit.com/teddziuba/2010/10/taco-bell-programming.html) is the way. Now and forever.