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Updated rules.md

Dave committed 2019-10-09 21:57:48 +0000 commit a0377cb22ad37ff5eca1237bac47ffdf9f88409a

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           <!-- TITLE: 10 sysadmin commandments -->

           <!-- SUBTITLE: Because production is war. And war is hell. -->

          -# 1 Thou shalt love thy defaults.

          +# 1 Thou shalt love defaults.

           Rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt? On my servers? Fuck no. Your ansible PR is *ignored for eternity*.

           Do less to ~~do more~~ avoid embarrassment.

          -# 2 Thou shalt use the infrastructure.

          +# 2 Thou shalt use infrastructure.

           We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.

           Stop writing pretentious code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or DNS, or whatever.

           # 3 Thou shalt use the OS.

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1	1	<!-- TITLE: 10 sysadmin commandments -->
2	2	<!-- SUBTITLE: Because production is war. And war is hell. -->
3	3
4		-# 1 Thou shalt love thy defaults.
	4	+# 1 Thou shalt love defaults.
5	5	Rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt? On my servers? Fuck no. Your ansible PR is ignored for eternity.
6	6	Do less to ~~do more~~ avoid embarrassment.
7		-# 2 Thou shalt use the infrastructure.
	7	+# 2 Thou shalt use infrastructure.
8	8	We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
9	9	Stop writing pretentious code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or DNS, or whatever.
10	10	# 3 Thou shalt use the OS.