how-to-cook-sea-bass.md
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+<!-- SUBTITLE: Thin fish. Pain in the arse. -->
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+1. Buy some sea bass fillets.
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+2. Marvel at how little fish you get.
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+3. Take it out of the plastic wrapper.
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+4. Dry the skin side with some kitchen towel.
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+5. Stick a decent glug of olive oil in a frying pan. Garlic infused oil works well.
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+6. Get a frying pan hot. Medium heat.
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+7. Lay the fish skin side down on the pan. The skin will stick instantly if you're using a steel pan. This is OK. Do not panic. Do not attempt to move the fish. Everything will be OK.
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+8. Treat the minor burns you are receiving from the oil spitting everywhere.
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+9. Spoon the hot oil over the fish. Keep doing this. All the time.
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+10. After about 6 minutes the skin should be browning and crispy and will have released itself from the pan. I told you it was going to be OK.
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+11. *Carefully* remove the fish from the pan and place skin side up on some paper towel.
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+12. Serve. Hope you made some potatoes or rice or something.
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