Changes in a3c52fe: Updated rules.md

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          -<!-- TITLE: Rules -->

          -<!-- SUBTITLE: These are the rules -->

          +<!-- TITLE: The ~~10~~8 commandments -->

          +<!-- SUBTITLE: I am the Lord thy Sysadmin -->

          -### "DevOps" is bullshit

          -Automate everything and talk to people. Incredible technology.

          -### Those who email images of PuTTY sessions will be shot.

          -What the *fuck* is wrong with you?

          -### Live the defaults. Love the defaults.

          -Do less to ~~do more~~ *do* less.

          -### Use the infrastructure

          -Stop writing code and put your shit in a database. Where it belongs.

          -### Keep ltrace far away from Java.

          -It didn't work last time. It's not going to work this time.

          +### Love thy defaults.

          +Nobody cares about your rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt customisation. *Nobody.* 

          +Do less to ~~do more~~ stop yourself looking like a bellend.

          +### Thou shalt use the infrastructure

          +Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in a database, or zookeeper, or whatever. Where it belongs.

          +### Thou shalt use the OS

          +If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, then do that. If you need more power, then break out split and xargs -P. Your bullshit threaded Python is your problem - don't make it mine.

           ### Thou shalt always check last mod times.

           You sure that's the right file?

          -### It's not DNS.

          -Use dig. nslookup is for small children and Senior Developers.

          -### Check the indexes

          -"Hey, why's my database so slow?" - Every idiot with no indexes ever.

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          +### Thou shalt not blame DNS.

          +Despite what the Interwebs told you, it's not DNS. And for the love of god use dig - nslookup is for small children and Senior NodeJS Developers.

          +### Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.

          +If your script has nothing to say, then it should shut the fuck up.

          +Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.

          +### There is only UTC.

          +These servers could be on the fucking moon for all I know. Don't make me convert your not-quite-ISO8601 timestamps during a fucking outage. Not again.

          +### Those who email screenshots of PuTTY sessions to support will be destroyed.

          +What the *fuck* is wrong with you?

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1		-<!-- TITLE: Rules -->
2		-<!-- SUBTITLE: These are the rules -->
	1	+<!-- TITLE: The ~~10~~8 commandments -->
	2	+<!-- SUBTITLE: I am the Lord thy Sysadmin -->
3	3
4		-### "DevOps" is bullshit
5		-Automate everything and talk to people. Incredible technology.
6		-### Those who email images of PuTTY sessions will be shot.
7		-What the fuck is wrong with you?
8		-### Live the defaults. Love the defaults.
9		-Do less to ~~do more~~ do less.
10		-### Use the infrastructure
11		-Stop writing code and put your shit in a database. Where it belongs.
12		-### Keep ltrace far away from Java.
13		-It didn't work last time. It's not going to work this time.
	4	+### Love thy defaults.
	5	+Nobody cares about your rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt customisation. Nobody.
	6	+Do less to ~~do more~~ stop yourself looking like a bellend.
	7	+### Thou shalt use the infrastructure
	8	+Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in a database, or zookeeper, or whatever. Where it belongs.
	9	+### Thou shalt use the OS
	10	+If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, then do that. If you need more power, then break out split and xargs -P. Your bullshit threaded Python is your problem - don't make it mine.
14	11	### Thou shalt always check last mod times.
15	12	You sure that's the right file?
16		-### It's not DNS.
17		-Use dig. nslookup is for small children and Senior Developers.
18		-### Check the indexes
19		-"Hey, why's my database so slow?" - Every idiot with no indexes ever.
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	0	+### Thou shalt not blame DNS.
	1	+Despite what the Interwebs told you, it's not DNS. And for the love of god use dig - nslookup is for small children and Senior NodeJS Developers.
	2	+### Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.
	3	+If your script has nothing to say, then it should shut the fuck up.
	4	+Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.
	5	+### There is only UTC.
	6	+These servers could be on the fucking moon for all I know. Don't make me convert your not-quite-ISO8601 timestamps during a fucking outage. Not again.
	7	+### Those who email screenshots of PuTTY sessions to support will be destroyed.
	8	+What the fuck is wrong with you?
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