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          +<!-- TITLE: 10 sysadmin commandments -->

          +<!-- SUBTITLE: Because production is war. And war is hell. -->

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          +# 1 Thou shalt love the defaults.

          +Rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt? On my servers? Fuck no. Your ansible PR is *ignored for eternity*.

          +Do less to ~~do more~~ avoid embarrassment.

          +# 2 Thou shalt use the infrastructure.

          +We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.

          +Stop writing pretentious code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or DNS, or whatever.

          +# 3 Thou shalt use the OS.

          +If it'll fit in one line of grep | sed | awk, then do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use cron. Use logrotate. Use syslog.

          +[Taco Bell](http://widgetsandshit.com/teddziuba/2010/10/taco-bell-programming.html) is the way. Now and forever.

          +# 4 Thou shalt always check last mod times.

          +Are you sure that's the right file?

          +Fuck me, are you even on the right host?

          +# 5 Thou shalt not blame DNS.

          +Despite what the Interwebs told you, it's not DNS.

          +nslookup has no place in a modern society. Use getent. Use dig.

          +# 6 Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.

          +If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up. Logs do not belong on stdout. *Ever*.

          +The Unix way is the righteous way.

          +# 7 Thou shalt automate everything.

          +Are you being paid by the fucking keystroke or something?

          +This isn't a union gig. Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into Ansible immediately.

          +# 8 Thou shalt only use UTC.

          +Those VMs could be on the moon for all I know. Servers are remote - that's the fucking point.

          +Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO timestamps during a outage. Not now. Not again.

          +# 9 Thou shalt cover thine ass

          +Record everything. Confirm decisions by email. Keep timelines during outages.

          +The paper trail is your saviour, and you *will* worship at its alter.

          +# 10 Those who email screenshots of PuTTY sessions around shall be destroyed.

          +What the *actual fuck* is wrong with you?

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          -<!-- TITLE: 10 sysadmin commandments -->

          -<!-- SUBTITLE: Because production is war. And war is hell. -->

          -

          -# 1 Thou shalt love the defaults.

          -Rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt? On my servers? Fuck no. Your ansible PR is *ignored for eternity*.

          -Do less to ~~do more~~ avoid embarrassment.

          -# 2 Thou shalt use the infrastructure.

          -We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.

          -Stop writing pretentious code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or DNS, or whatever.

          -# 3 Thou shalt use the OS.

          -If it'll fit in one line of grep | sed | awk, then do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use cron. Use logrotate. Use syslog.

          -[Taco Bell](http://widgetsandshit.com/teddziuba/2010/10/taco-bell-programming.html) is the way. Now and forever.

          -# 4 Thou shalt always check last mod times.

          -Are you sure that's the right file?

          -Fuck me, are you even on the right host?

          -# 5 Thou shalt not blame DNS.

          -Despite what the Interwebs told you, it's not DNS.

          -nslookup has no place in a modern society. Use getent. Use dig.

          -# 6 Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.

          -If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up. Logs do not belong on stdout. *Ever*.

          -The Unix way is the righteous way.

          -# 7 Thou shalt automate everything.

          -Are you being paid by the fucking keystroke or something?

          -This isn't a union gig. Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into Ansible immediately.

          -# 8 Thou shalt only use UTC.

          -Those VMs could be on the moon for all I know. Servers are remote - that's the fucking point.

          -Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO timestamps during a outage. Not now. Not again.

          -# 9 Thou shalt cover thine ass

          -Record everything. Confirm decisions by email. Keep timelines during outages.

          -The paper trail is your saviour, and you *will* worship at its alter.

          -# 10 Those who email screenshots of PuTTY sessions around shall be destroyed.

          -What the *actual fuck* is wrong with you?

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	1	+<!-- TITLE: 10 sysadmin commandments -->
	2	+<!-- SUBTITLE: Because production is war. And war is hell. -->
	3	+
	4	+# 1 Thou shalt love the defaults.
	5	+Rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt? On my servers? Fuck no. Your ansible PR is ignored for eternity.
	6	+Do less to ~~do more~~ avoid embarrassment.
	7	+# 2 Thou shalt use the infrastructure.
	8	+We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
	9	+Stop writing pretentious code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or DNS, or whatever.
	10	+# 3 Thou shalt use the OS.
	11	+If it'll fit in one line of grep \| sed \| awk, then do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use cron. Use logrotate. Use syslog.
	12	+[Taco Bell](http://widgetsandshit.com/teddziuba/2010/10/taco-bell-programming.html) is the way. Now and forever.
	13	+# 4 Thou shalt always check last mod times.
	14	+Are you sure that's the right file?
	15	+Fuck me, are you even on the right host?
	16	+# 5 Thou shalt not blame DNS.
	17	+Despite what the Interwebs told you, it's not DNS.
	18	+nslookup has no place in a modern society. Use getent. Use dig.
	19	+# 6 Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.
	20	+If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up. Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.
	21	+The Unix way is the righteous way.
	22	+# 7 Thou shalt automate everything.
	23	+Are you being paid by the fucking keystroke or something?
	24	+This isn't a union gig. Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into Ansible immediately.
	25	+# 8 Thou shalt only use UTC.
	26	+Those VMs could be on the moon for all I know. Servers are remote - that's the fucking point.
	27	+Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO timestamps during a outage. Not now. Not again.
	28	+# 9 Thou shalt cover thine ass
	29	+Record everything. Confirm decisions by email. Keep timelines during outages.
	30	+The paper trail is your saviour, and you will worship at its alter.
	31	+# 10 Those who email screenshots of PuTTY sessions around shall be destroyed.
	32	+What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
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1		-<!-- TITLE: 10 sysadmin commandments -->
2		-<!-- SUBTITLE: Because production is war. And war is hell. -->
3		-
4		-# 1 Thou shalt love the defaults.
5		-Rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt? On my servers? Fuck no. Your ansible PR is ignored for eternity.
6		-Do less to ~~do more~~ avoid embarrassment.
7		-# 2 Thou shalt use the infrastructure.
8		-We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
9		-Stop writing pretentious code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or DNS, or whatever.
10		-# 3 Thou shalt use the OS.
11		-If it'll fit in one line of grep \| sed \| awk, then do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use cron. Use logrotate. Use syslog.
12		-[Taco Bell](http://widgetsandshit.com/teddziuba/2010/10/taco-bell-programming.html) is the way. Now and forever.
13		-# 4 Thou shalt always check last mod times.
14		-Are you sure that's the right file?
15		-Fuck me, are you even on the right host?
16		-# 5 Thou shalt not blame DNS.
17		-Despite what the Interwebs told you, it's not DNS.
18		-nslookup has no place in a modern society. Use getent. Use dig.
19		-# 6 Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.
20		-If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up. Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.
21		-The Unix way is the righteous way.
22		-# 7 Thou shalt automate everything.
23		-Are you being paid by the fucking keystroke or something?
24		-This isn't a union gig. Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into Ansible immediately.
25		-# 8 Thou shalt only use UTC.
26		-Those VMs could be on the moon for all I know. Servers are remote - that's the fucking point.
27		-Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO timestamps during a outage. Not now. Not again.
28		-# 9 Thou shalt cover thine ass
29		-Record everything. Confirm decisions by email. Keep timelines during outages.
30		-The paper trail is your saviour, and you will worship at its alter.
31		-# 10 Those who email screenshots of PuTTY sessions around shall be destroyed.
32		-What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
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