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rules.md
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| 5 | 5 | What the fuck is wrong with you? |
| 6 | 6 | ### Live the defaults. Love the defaults. |
| 7 | 7 | Do less to ~~do more~~ do less. |
| 8 | +### Use the infrastructure |
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| 9 | +Stop writing code and put your shit in a database. Where it belongs. |
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| 8 | 10 | ### Keep ltrace far away from Java. |
| 9 | 11 | It didn't work last time. It's not going to work this time. |
| 10 | 12 | ### Thou shalt always check file mod times. |
| 11 | 13 | You sure that's the right file? |
| 12 | 14 | ### It's not DNS. |
| 13 | 15 | Use dig. nslookup is for small children and Senior Developers. |
| 14 | -### Use the infrastructure |
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| 15 | -Stop writing code and put your shit in a database. Where it belongs. |
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| 0 | +### Check the indexes |
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| 1 | +"Hey, why's my database so slow?" - Every idiot with no indexes ever |
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