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# Love thy defaults.
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# Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.
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If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up.
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Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.
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+# Thou shalt automate everything
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+We're not being paid by the keystroke. Not since that Local Government contract anyway. God, thems were the days, eh?
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+Get that mind-numbing bollocks into ansible and forget it ever existed. Do it now. NOW.
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# Thou shalt only use UTC.
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These servers could be on the fucking moon for all I know.
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Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO8601 timestamps during a fucking outage. Not again.