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Updated rules.md

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           <!-- SUBTITLE: I am the Lord thy Sysadmin. It's 4am and the billing DB is down again. -->

           ## Love thy defaults.

          -Nobody cares about your rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt customisation. *Nobody.* 

          -Do less to ~~do more~~ stop yourself looking like a bellend. Your Ansible PR has been refused.

          +Nobody cares about your rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt customisation. *Nobody.* Your Ansible PR has been refused.

          +Do less to ~~do more~~ stop yourself looking like a bellend.

           ## Thou shalt use the infrastructure.

           We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.

           Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever. Where it belongs.

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2	2	<!-- SUBTITLE: I am the Lord thy Sysadmin. It's 4am and the billing DB is down again. -->
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4	4	## Love thy defaults.
5		-Nobody cares about your rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt customisation. Nobody.
6		-Do less to ~~do more~~ stop yourself looking like a bellend. Your Ansible PR has been refused.
	5	+Nobody cares about your rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt customisation. Nobody. Your Ansible PR has been refused.
	6	+Do less to ~~do more~~ stop yourself looking like a bellend.
7	7	## Thou shalt use the infrastructure.
8	8	We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
9	9	Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever. Where it belongs.