Changes in e2408ad: Updated rules.md

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           <!-- TITLE: The 8 angry commandments -->

           <!-- SUBTITLE: Production is war and war is hell -->

          -## Love thy defaults.

          +# Love thy defaults.

           Nobody cares about your rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt customisation. *Nobody.* Your Ansible PR has been refused.

           Do less to ~~do more~~ stop being a bellend.

          -## Thou shalt use the infrastructure.

          +# Thou shalt use the infrastructure.

           We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.

           Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time. Put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever.

          -## Thou shalt use the OS.

          +# Thou shalt use the OS.

           If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use cron. Use logrotate.

           Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.

          -## Thou shalt always check last mod times.

          +# Thou shalt always check last mod times.

           Are you sure that's the right file?

           Fuck me, are you even on the right host?

          -## Thou shalt not blame DNS.

          +# Thou shalt not blame DNS.

           Despite what the Interwebs told you, it's not DNS.

           Use dig. nslookup is for very small children and Senior Javascript Developers. Yes, this wiki is a Node app. Yes, we are all *unclean*.

          -## Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.

          +# Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.

           If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up.

           Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.

          -## Thou shalt only use UTC.

          +# Thou shalt only use UTC.

           These servers could be on the fucking moon for all I know.

           Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO8601 timestamps during a fucking outage. Not again.

          -## Those who email screenshots of PuTTY sessions shall be destroyed.

          +# Those who email screenshots of PuTTY sessions shall be destroyed.

           What the *fuck* is wrong with you?

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1	1	<!-- TITLE: The 8 angry commandments -->
2	2	<!-- SUBTITLE: Production is war and war is hell -->
3	3
4		-## Love thy defaults.
	4	+# Love thy defaults.
5	5	Nobody cares about your rainbows and emoji ZSH prompt customisation. Nobody. Your Ansible PR has been refused.
6	6	Do less to ~~do more~~ stop being a bellend.
7		-## Thou shalt use the infrastructure.
	7	+# Thou shalt use the infrastructure.
8	8	We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
9	9	Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time. Put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever.
10		-## Thou shalt use the OS.
	10	+# Thou shalt use the OS.
11	11	If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use cron. Use logrotate.
12	12	Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.
13		-## Thou shalt always check last mod times.
	13	+# Thou shalt always check last mod times.
14	14	Are you sure that's the right file?
15	15	Fuck me, are you even on the right host?
16		-## Thou shalt not blame DNS.
	16	+# Thou shalt not blame DNS.
17	17	Despite what the Interwebs told you, it's not DNS.
18	18	Use dig. nslookup is for very small children and Senior Javascript Developers. Yes, this wiki is a Node app. Yes, we are all unclean.
19		-## Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.
	19	+# Thou shalt respect the sanctity of stdout.
20	20	If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up.
21	21	Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.
22		-## Thou shalt only use UTC.
	22	+# Thou shalt only use UTC.
23	23	These servers could be on the fucking moon for all I know.
24	24	Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO8601 timestamps during a fucking outage. Not again.
25		-## Those who email screenshots of PuTTY sessions shall be destroyed.
	25	+# Those who email screenshots of PuTTY sessions shall be destroyed.
26	26	What the fuck is wrong with you?
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