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Updated rules.md

Dave committed 2019-05-01 22:17:35 +0000 commit ecc286b15e331a115969de7a0e510453e35d03ee

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          @@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.

           Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever. Where it belongs.

           ## Thou shalt use the OS.

           If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, then do that. If you need more power, then break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use mktemp.

          -Your bullshit multi-threaded Python abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.

          +Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.

           ## Thou shalt always check last mod times.

           You sure that's the right file?

           Fuck me, are you even on the right host?

...	...	@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
9	9	Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time and put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever. Where it belongs.
10	10	## Thou shalt use the OS.
11	11	If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, then do that. If you need more power, then break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use mktemp.
12		-Your bullshit multi-threaded Python abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.
	12	+Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.
13	13	## Thou shalt always check last mod times.
14	14	You sure that's the right file?
15	15	Fuck me, are you even on the right host?