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Updated rules.md

Dave committed 2019-05-13 00:16:31 +0000 commit ef60823a0ed62219c41a857279c7d806a10beb80

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          @@ -20,8 +20,8 @@ Use dig. nslookup is for very small children and Senior Javascript Developers. Y

           If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up.

           Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.

           # Thou shalt automate everything

          -We're not being paid by the keystroke. Not since that Local Government contract anyway. God, thems were the days, eh?

          -Get that mind-numbing bollocks into ansible and forget it ever existed. Do it now. NOW.

          +Are you being paid by the fucking keystroke or something? Not since that local government contract, eh? Thems were the days.

          +Get that soul-destroying, mind-numbing bollocks into Ansible. Do it now. Right now.

           # Thou shalt only use UTC.

           These servers could be on the fucking moon for all I know.

           Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO8601 timestamps during a fucking outage. Not again.

...	...	@@ -20,8 +20,8 @@ Use dig. nslookup is for very small children and Senior Javascript Developers. Y
20	20	If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up.
21	21	Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.
22	22	# Thou shalt automate everything
23		-We're not being paid by the keystroke. Not since that Local Government contract anyway. God, thems were the days, eh?
24		-Get that mind-numbing bollocks into ansible and forget it ever existed. Do it now. NOW.
	23	+Are you being paid by the fucking keystroke or something? Not since that local government contract, eh? Thems were the days.
	24	+Get that soul-destroying, mind-numbing bollocks into Ansible. Do it now. Right now.
25	25	# Thou shalt only use UTC.
26	26	These servers could be on the fucking moon for all I know.
27	27	Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO8601 timestamps during a fucking outage. Not again.