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Updated compute/rules.md

Dave committed 2020-01-30 18:32:46 +0000 commit f2f8d1c07baffa5fd8daf305d4e4e6168ca48b7c

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          @@ -20,8 +20,8 @@ nslookup has no place in a modern society. Use getent. Use dig.

           If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up. Logs do not belong on stdout. *Ever*.

           The Unix way is the righteous way.

           # 7 Thou shalt automate everything.

          -Are you being paid by the fucking keystroke or something?

          -This isn't a union gig. Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into ansible immediately.

          +You being paid by the keystroke? Is this a Union gig?

          +Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into ansible immediately.

           # 8 Thou shalt only use UTC.

           Those VMs could be on the moon for all I know. Servers are remote - that's the fucking point.

           Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO timestamps during a outage. Not now. Not again.

...	...	@@ -20,8 +20,8 @@ nslookup has no place in a modern society. Use getent. Use dig.
20	20	If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up. Logs do not belong on stdout. Ever.
21	21	The Unix way is the righteous way.
22	22	# 7 Thou shalt automate everything.
23		-Are you being paid by the fucking keystroke or something?
24		-This isn't a union gig. Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into ansible immediately.
	23	+You being paid by the keystroke? Is this a Union gig?
	24	+Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into ansible immediately.
25	25	# 8 Thou shalt only use UTC.
26	26	Those VMs could be on the moon for all I know. Servers are remote - that's the fucking point.
27	27	Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO timestamps during a outage. Not now. Not again.