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compute/rules.md
| ... | ... | @@ -20,8 +20,8 @@ nslookup has no place in a modern society. Use getent. Use dig. |
| 20 | 20 | If your app has nothing to say, it should shut the fuck up. Logs do not belong on stdout. *Ever*. |
| 21 | 21 | The Unix way is the righteous way. |
| 22 | 22 | # 7 Thou shalt automate everything. |
| 23 | -Are you being paid by the fucking keystroke or something? |
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| 24 | -This isn't a union gig. Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into ansible immediately. |
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| 23 | +You being paid by the keystroke? Is this a Union gig? |
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| 24 | +Get that mind-numbing carpal-tunnel-inflaming shiteshow into ansible immediately. |
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| 25 | 25 | # 8 Thou shalt only use UTC. |
| 26 | 26 | Those VMs could be on the moon for all I know. Servers are remote - that's the fucking point. |
| 27 | 27 | Don't make me convert your guess-the-timezone-not-quite-ISO timestamps during a outage. Not now. Not again. |