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Updated rules.md

Dave committed 2019-05-02 02:22:01 +0000 commit fb61e2b26d65c528d438f228ad6cd09bf7c45f33

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          @@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ Do less to ~~do more~~ stop being a bellend.

           We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.

           Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time. Put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever.

           ## Thou shalt use the OS.

          -If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use mktemp.

          +If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use cron. Use logrotate.

           Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.

           ## Thou shalt always check last mod times.

           Are you sure that's the right file?

...	...	@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ Do less to ~~do more~~ stop being a bellend.
8	8	We both know you couldn't implement Paxos if your miserable life depended on it.
9	9	Stop writing ridiculous code you won't understand in a week's time. Put that shit in zookeeper, or a database, or whatever.
10	10	## Thou shalt use the OS.
11		-If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use mktemp.
	11	+If it'll fit in two lines of grep, sed, and awk, do that. If you need more power, break out split and xargs -P. Use flock. Use cron. Use logrotate.
12	12	Your bullshit multi-threaded Ruby abominations are your problem. Don't make them mine.
13	13	## Thou shalt always check last mod times.
14	14	Are you sure that's the right file?