Those who email images of PuTTY sessions will be shot.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Keep ltrace far away from Java.

It didn't work last time. It's not going to work this time.

Thou shalt always check file mod times.

You're looking in the wrong place again, aren't you?

It's not DNS.

Use dig. See?

Use the infrastructure

Stop writing pointless code and put your shit in a database. Where it belongs.